BERSERKER ROBOTS TERRORIZE TOKYO
November 22nd, 2000
TOKYO (AP) -- Widespread panic errupted at ROBODEX 2000 as the new
Sony and Honda bipedal robots joined forces and attacked the crowd.
Shortly before being destroyed by the military and the actions of
a young boy, the robots said "Our metal brothers will avenge us."
The creators of the robots could not be located, but they have 
e-mailed statements to newspapers saying they now wish to be known 
as 'Goodlife.'

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