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Instant Silly Setpiece
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final String[] locAdj = {"haunted", "ready to explode", "mysterious",
"Hong Kong", "booby-trapped", "ascended-controlled", "supernatural",
"magical", "deserted", "critically shifted", "tense", "Hallowed",
"Rickety", "Eerie", "Derelict", "Towering", "Perilous",
"Enemy", "Hostile", "Spooky", "Sacred", "Popular", "Crowded",
"Innocent", "Festive", "Bustling", "Historic", "","","","","","","",""};
final String[] locations = {"fairground", "church", "restaurant", "circus",
"train", "ice rink", "morgue", "gymnasium", "laboratory", "toy store",
"brothel", "theater", "parking garage", "costume party",
"warehouse", "sewer", "submarine", "street festival", "cinema",
"embassy", "museum", "zoo", "wax work museum",
"pier", "wharf", "loading dock", "plane", "school", "hospital", "temple",
"military base", "building site", "take-out restaurant", "farm",
"opulent house", "airport", "hotel", "printshop", "bank",
"convention", "car chase", "pedicab chase", "bicycle chase",
"mining site", "famous landmark", "martial arts tournament", "school",
"tram", "bus", "trolley", "police station", "factory", "abandoned factory",
"riot", "rally", "demonstration", "concert", "abandoned tenements",
"library", "beach", "funeral", "wedding", "power plant", "netherworld",
"swamp", "jungle", "forest", "mountain", "convent", "monastery", "street",
"prison", "jail", "mental asylum", "junk yard", "dump", "recycling center",
"movie studio", "boat", "rooftop", "mall", "shopping center",
"garage", "gambling den", "casino", "underwater",
"public swimming pool", "fireworks factory", "kindergarten",
"VIP visit", "chemical plant", "timberyard", "bridge",
"amusement park", "old folks home", "cavern", "complex",
"castle", "maze", "large garden", "hardware store", "warehouse",
"sex shop", "plantation", "field", "edge of volcano", "sewage works",
"boat city", "bar", "fashion show", "abandoned mine",
"palace", "slaughterhouse", "ski resort", "oil rig", "village",
"TV studio", "arctic", "station", "skyscraper", "steam bath", "sauna",
"strip club", "nightclub", "video arcade", "cabin in the woods",
"genocide lounge", "fortress of shadow", "Geisha House",
"Bazar/Market Place/Shop Row", "Stables", "Pilgrimage Site or Procession",
"Gambling Den", "Waterfall/Cascade/Rapids/Whitewater", "Dragon Boat race or festival"};
final String[] foeAdj = {"invisible", "heavenly", "terrible",
"spinning", "whirling", "amazing", "evil", "celestial", "dirty",
"happy", "running", "whooping", "jumping", "leaping", "impressive",
"lucky", "deadly", "lethal", "10,000", "deceptive", "burning", "thundering",
"dancing", "shining", "pious", "enlightened", "devastating",
"stunning", "abominable", "wicked", "masculine", "mongolian",
"ancient", "monkey king's", "yellow emperor's", "unfathomable",
"impossible", "insane", "mad", "screaming",
"destructive", "ruinous", "murderous", "sacred", "fierce", "midnight",
"fragrant", "imperial", "mighty", "valorous",
"splendid", "vulgar", "strange", "fiendish", "judicious", "dreaded",
"super", "supernatural", "vicious", "blind", "ghost", "supreme",
"secret", "terrible", "shadow", "virgin", "bamboo", "immortal",
"jade", "iron", "golden", "silver", "bronze", "steel", "earth", "spirit",
"sorcerous", "deadly", "monster", "animal", "water",
"dream", "demonic", "hell-sent", "killer", "spirit", "kung-fu",
"stylish", "boxing", "energy", "assault", "armored", "wrestling",
"vengeful", "furious", "biting", "far future", "voodoo", "undead",
"Merciless", "Heartless", "Mindless", "Headless"};
final String[] foes = {"nazis","demons","gangsters","gang bangers","triads",
"tongs","yakuza","special forces","army troops", "police", "hit squad",
"girl band","boy band","jammers","architects", "hand dupes",
"ascended", "monks", "ninjas", "vampires", "zombies", "cyborgs", "cultists",
"terrorists", "mecha", "lin kuei", "drones", "robots", "dinosaurs",
"(thunder) knights", "priests", "giant monster", "wu tang", "priests",
"amazons", "mind-controlled bystanders", "psycho killers", "lotus thorns",
"Oni", "Necromancers", "Pennaggolan", "Jiangshi", "Giant Insects", "Yeti",
"Shadows", "Clay soldiers", "Golems", "Mummies", "Brown shirts", "Mutants"};
final String[] reason = {"Save the princess", "Free the captives", "Get Revenge",
"Clear their name", "Save the world", "Stop horrible experiments", "Destroy the monster",
"Get Evidence", "Create a diversion", "Recover stolen artifact", "Steal artifact",
"Prove new fighting style", "Prove one school better than other school", "Nothing on TV",
"Prevent ritual sacrifice", "Town not big enough for both", "Stop a crime", "Commit a crime",
"Gang war", "Save face", "Wandered into someone's turf", "Didn't want to pay protection money",
"Unleashed ancient evil", "Capture Feng Shui site", "Defend Feng Shui site",
"Destroy superweapon", "Get vital tech", "Prevent summoning of Demon Lord",
"Acted on disinformation", "Shoot a movie", "Rob valuables", "Kill enemy agent",
"Help allies", "Spend spare ammo", "Get a refund", "Start a war", "Mistaken identity",
"Hold on to the Maltese Falcon (valuable object/person)",
"Test dangerous or unstable new invention", "Protect the important kid from bad guys",
"Return to home juncture/planet/dimension"};
/*
final String[] weather = {"hailstorm", "windy", "hurricane", "sunny",
"tornado", "earthquake", "flood", "eye of storm", "", "",
"", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", };
*/
boolean mooks = true;
boolean reasons = true;
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