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I thought I'd try my hand at making fake guns for FS.  

Note: If you don't like the numbers, change them.  Don't complain
about them.

Godzilla 13/4/5+1
This handcannon is so big the ads show it taking a three-handed grip
to fire it.  Clint looked at it and said "I can't get it and me in 
the frame at the same time.  Perfect!"   Ah-nuld has von in hiss
Hummer.  Shouldn't you?  Don't you want to own the handgun so big it
has "THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY" inscribed around its muzzle?  Note:  You 
need at least a Strength rating of 10 to actually use this mutha, and 
that's two-handed.  Strength 11 can use it one-handed.  Everbody under 
those ratings can only, uh!, wave it around, uh!, in arm-straining arcs.  
What do you expect from something "so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory 
about it?"  (with thanks to Drew Carey for that line)

Diplomatic Incident 9/1/8+1
If you can look at this little handgun and not think exotic locations 
and Bond Girls, our ads aren't working.

N18 (NATO 18) 13*/4/30
New common battle rifle for NATO.  Wags suggest the 18 is for the
number of member countries which have lucrative contracts to make 
parts for it.  Incorporates bullpup design, new ammo, and various 
new ideas which may work well or not (we'll let you know after the 
next ground war).

H&K (Hunter & Killer) B3 13**/5/20
A heavy battle rifle that shoots bigger bullets than an N18 and can 
always be used as a club, pry bar, anchor...

Hello Kitty Gun 10/2/15+1
Yakuza like cute too!  This handgun features that lovable cartoon
cat head the Japanese can't get enough of.  No word on who makes
them or when they'll have a Badzt Maru version.  Sanrio is ready
to shoot someone over these.

iRifle   13**/6/10 (not capable of automatic/burst fire)
iShotgun 13/5/7
iPistol  10/2/17+1
Expensive line of firearms with integrated electronics, cameras, 
lights and output jacks based on all those cyberpunk ideas (but 
not paying anything in royalties).  Get one with IR and video 
goggles and use it to look and shoot around corners in the dark, 
for ex.  Hook one up to your Lego Mindstorm collection.  Techies
could care less about these.  Yeah, right.